A possible concise summary is:
The speaker tells three stories about her bad experiences with different airlines. She dyed her hair pink and asks her viewers not to unsubscribe. She encounters a rude and obsessive flight attendant on Spirit Airlines who takes her phone and annoys other passengers. She flies the wrong way over the ocean on Southwest Airlines and thinks she is going to die. She asks her viewers if they want to hear more stories like these and expresses her gratitude and love for them.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker has pink hair that they dyed themselves and plans to change it back to blonde in two weeks.
2. The speaker flies a lot for work and travel, and prefers Southwest Airlines over Spirit Airlines or Allegiant Airlines.
3. The speaker had a bad experience with a rude and obsessive flight attendant on Spirit Airlines who took their phone away and threatened to kick them off the plane.
4. The speaker had another bad experience with a pilot who went the wrong way over the ocean and made a sudden turn that scared everyone on the plane.
5. The speaker likes to quote their mother, Jenna Marbles, who said "life is way too fucking short not to have fun ass hair".
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