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The text is a transcript of a video by Jacksepticeye, a popular gaming YouTuber, playing a game called Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS). In the game, he has to use different units and strategies to defeat various enemies in different levels. He tries out different combinations of units, such as catapults, archers, muskets, ninjas, and even Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. He comments on the game with his usual humor and enthusiasm, sometimes yelling, laughing, or singing. He also encounters some glitches and bugs in the game, such as Hillary's voice continuing after she dies. He manages to complete all the levels he plays and praises the game for its potential and fun. He ends the video with his signature outro of punching the like button, high fiving, and saying "IN THE NEXT VIDEO!"
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video by Jacksepticeye, a popular YouTube gamer.
2. The video is about a game called Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS), which is a physics-based strategy game where the player can create different scenarios with various units and watch them fight.
3. The text covers several levels of the game, each with different units, locations and challenges.
4. The text shows Jacksepticeye's reactions, commentary and humor as he plays the game and tries different strategies and combinations of units.
5. The text also includes some references to real-world events and people, such as Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, samurai, vikings and ninjas.