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Luisito and his friends test three different breathalyzers that they bought online: one for $8, one for $25, and one for $250. They drink beer and mezcal in different amounts and compare the results from each device. They find out that the $8 one is useless, the $25 one is unreliable, and the $250 one is accurate and precise. They conclude that the $250 one is worth investing in and warn their viewers not to drink and drive.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where three people test different breathalyzers after drinking alcohol.
2. The breathalyzers have different prices and accuracy levels: one for 170 pesos, one for 500 pesos, and one for 5000 pesos.
3. The 170-peso breathalyzer is unreliable and gives false readings of alcohol levels.
4. The 500-peso breathalyzer is not very precise and sometimes fails to detect alcohol or shows low levels.
5. The 5000-peso breathalyzer is very accurate and consistent and shows the exact alcohol levels of the testers.
6. The testers drink beer and mezcal in different amounts and report how they feel after each drink.
7. The testers conclude that the 5000-peso breathalyzer is worth investing and that the 170-peso one should be thrown away.