The summary of the message is:
- The speaker is a YouTuber who is promoting his new merch based on desserts and his inability to get in shape.
- He watches a video of seven millennials who have to decide who gets $1000 among them or no one gets anything.
- He comments on their pitches, their decisions, and their strategies, and compares them to the high schoolers from a previous video he watched.
- He expresses his frustration, amusement, and disbelief at the outcome of the game, and reveals his preference for the winner.
- He plugs his merch again and says goodbye to his audience.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a YouTube video by Cody Ko, a comedian and commentator.
2. The video is about a social experiment where seven millennials have to decide who wins a thousand dollars among themselves.
3. The video is part of a series where Cody Ko reacts to different episodes of the same experiment with different groups of people.
4. The text shows Cody Ko's commentary, jokes, and opinions on the participants and their pitches for the money.
5. The text also includes some information about Cody Ko's merch, which is based on his love of desserts and his inability to get in shape.
6. The text covers the first 18 minutes of the video, which ends with three finalists remaining: Destiny, Muhammad, and Alia.
7. The text reveals some of the personal reasons and problems that the participants have for wanting the money, such as deafness, mental health, charity, dog surgery, sign language, and subletting.
8. The text also shows some of the conflicts, tensions, and strategies that emerge among the participants as they vote each other off.
9. The text demonstrates Cody Ko's humor style, which is sarcastic, cynical, and sometimes offensive.
10. The text uses some profanity and slang words, such as [\xa0__\xa0], ass, nerd, etc.