The following is a concise summary of the text:
- The text is a transcript of a video by Markiplier, a popular YouTube gamer, playing a survival game called Raft.
- In the game, he is stranded on a raft in the ocean and has to collect resources, craft items, and fend off a shark named Wayne Brady.
- He explores other rafts and islands, builds a research table, a sail, a bed, and a crop plot, and learns new recipes.
- He also makes jokes, sings songs, and talks to himself in a humorous and sarcastic tone.
- He ends the video by promoting his upcoming tours in Australia and Amsterdam, and by saying goodbye to his viewers.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. The speaker is playing a game called Raft, where they have to survive on a raft in the ocean.
2. The speaker names the shark that attacks their raft Wayne Brady, and tries to fend it off with a spear.
3. The speaker builds various items on their raft, such as a purifier, a grill, a sail, a research table, and a crop plot.
4. The speaker encounters other rafts and islands, and collects resources from them.
5. The speaker makes jokes and comments about their loneliness, their diet, and their situation.
6. The speaker announces that they are going to Australia in November and Amsterdam in July for a tour.
7. The speaker ends the video by saying bye bye and playing music.