A possible summary is:
The video is about how to take care of a cowfish, a type of marine fish that has horns and can secrete a toxin when stressed. The video features a cowfish named Cheese, who is the narrator's pet and also a parody of a god. The video also has a sponsored segment by Blue Apron, a meal delivery service. The video covers topics such as the cowfish's diet, lifespan, growth, swimming, habitat, and compatibility with other fish and corals. The video is educational but also humorous and entertaining.
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1. The text is a transcript of a YouTube video about how to take care of a cowfish, a type of marine fish that has horns and a square body shape.
2. The video is sponsored by Blue Apron, a company that delivers farm-fresh ingredients and recipes to customers.
3. Cowfish are poisonous and can secrete a toxin called ostracitoxin or habu toxin when they are stressed or dying, which can harm other fish in the tank.
4. Cowfish need a large tank of at least 250 gallons when they reach their adult size of 16 to 20 inches, and they should not be kept with other cowfish or corals that require high water flow.
5. Cowfish are omnivorous and eat both seaweed and meat, and they can blow water jets to uncover food in the sand.
6. Cowfish are prone to get ich, a parasite that causes white spots on their skin, and they are sensitive to treatment because they do not have scales.
7. Cowfish swim by hovering and do not have a pelvic skeleton or pelvic fins.
8. Cowfish are found in many places in the wild, such as the Red Sea, East Africa, Indonesia, Japan, Korea and Australia.
9. Cowfish have hollow horns that grow back if they break or get eaten, and they are meant to deter predators from swallowing them.
10. The average lifespan of a cowfish is two to eight years, but many of them do not survive past six months in captivity due to stress and illness.