A possible summary is:
Three friends play GTA online and decide to start a motorcycle gang. They buy a clubhouse and do a mission to hijack a prison bus and free some prisoners. They succeed but only make a small amount of money. They argue about who should be the president and the map guy of their gang.
Here are some possible facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video game playthrough of Grand Theft Auto V.
2. The players are part of a motorcycle gang called the Nutsacks.
3. The players hijack a prison bus and free the prisoners for a reward of $4,000 each.
4. The players have different roles in the gang, such as president, vice president, sergeant at arms, and enforcer.
5. The players have different levels of experience and wealth in the game, which causes some tension and jealousy among them.
6. The players have a clubhouse where they can plan and execute missions.
7. The players encounter various obstacles and enemies, such as cops, bikers, and roadblocks, during their mission.
8. The players sing a song from the movie National Lampoon's Vacation while driving a station wagon.