This is a summary of the transcript:
- The transcript is a collection of scenes from various videos that are mostly humorous, absurd, or nonsensical.
- The scenes involve different characters and settings, such as a policeman pranking people, a man selling cats, a blogger interviewing strangers, a prisoner talking about his life, and a YouTuber promoting his channel.
- The transcript is mostly in Russian, with some English words and phrases mixed in. The translation is not very accurate or coherent, and some words are censored or missing.
- The transcript ends with a rap song that mentions some celebrities and brands.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is Serja Zama Rabelais, also known as Colonel Amur.
2. The speaker is starting a new practice.
3. The speaker is offering 5,000 rubles for the most creative and funniest comment.
4. The speaker is promoting their YouTube channel and asking viewers to subscribe.
5. The speaker has worked in the cinema and has collaborated with Lem and Panin on several films.
6. The speaker is engaged in cattle breeding and has their own factory for making spiders (silkworms).
7. The speaker is making a movie about the strongest legs in Russia, called "The Ice-Hole Prophet".
8. The speaker has been involved in a tragedy and was taken away by an ambulance.
9. The speaker is planning to cooperate with others to catch criminals in the city.
10. The speaker is from the Urals and has known someone named Lysenkov for a long time.
11. The speaker is helping a person named Denis, who was scared of them, by giving him money for food.
12. The speaker is advocating for the homeless and is helping to feed them.
13. The speaker is extracting oil from Khodorkovsky's pipe, which is illegal.
14. The speaker is being chased by flayers (possibly a reference to a group or organization).
15. The speaker has a friend named Vanya, who is super and has a skirt.
16. The speaker is looking for a person named Kazakevich.
17. The speaker is investigating a crime and is looking for clues.
18. The speaker has a phone with a camera and is taking pictures.
19. The speaker is being interviewed by a TV channel.
20. The speaker is promoting their Instagram account and asking viewers to subscribe.
21. The speaker is helping cats and has built a huge house for them with heating.
22. The speaker is ending the video and thanking viewers for watching.
23. The speaker is offering a prize of 5,000 rubles for the most creative comment.
Note: Some of the facts may not make sense or may be out of context, as the text appears to be a transcript of a video with some parts being unclear or hard to understand.