A possible concise summary is:
The speaker is a sarcastic and cynical video blogger who reviews the latest news and updates about Minecraft, a popular sandbox game. He mocks the game's graphics, sounds, features, and fanbase, while also acknowledging its cultural and educational impact. He also tries out Minecraft Earth, an augmented reality spin-off, with another video blogger. He inserts some jokes and advertisements in his commentary, and ends with a teaser for his next video.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video about Minecraft and its updates, features and events.
2. The text contains the author's opinions, jokes, sarcasm and criticism of Minecraft and its fans.
3. The text mentions several topics related to Minecraft, such as bees, biomes, villagers, combat vehicles, realistic graphics, augmented reality and plot.
4. The text also mentions some other games and products, such as World of Tanks, Diablo, Pokemon Go and revival TV channel.
5. The text uses informal language, slang, abbreviations and emoticons.