This is a possible summary:
The text is a transcript of a video where a noob and a professional play Minecraft and compete in destroying each other's castles and blocks. They use various weapons, potions, and mobs to attack and defend. The professional wins most of the rounds, but the noob manages to break his block with dynamite in the end. They ask the viewers to subscribe and like their channels.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where two people are playing Minecraft and competing against each other in a game mode called Bad Wars.
2. The game mode involves breaking the enemy's emerald block and defending one's own block while collecting resources and weapons.
3. The players use cannons, TNT, bows, potions, zombies, creepers and dogs as weapons or distractions during the game.
4. The professional player wins all three rounds of the game by breaking the noob's emerald block or killing him.
5. The video ends with the players asking the viewers to subscribe to their channels and like the video.