In a Super Smash Bros tournament, the narrator, Alpharad, partnered with Jaden, who wasn't a Smash player. Their goal was to win by confusing opponents. They faced various top players, adopted different strategies, and caused some confusion. However, they didn't win the tournament, but Alpharad humorously embraced his role as the "worst top player in Smash history" and complained about the tournament on Twitter.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The author entered a Smash tournament with Jaden, who doesn't play Smash regularly.
2. In the tournament, seven top players were paired with random content creators.
3. The matches end when the VIP loses their stocks.
4. The author faced top player Wadi and Captain Kid in one match.
5. They had a strategy to confuse their opponents using the same name gimmick.
6. They played on fun stages, negotiated with other teams to make the bracket more fun.
7. The author and Jaden won one match against Boyd and Aru.
8. They had a challenging match against Yanni and Trihex in the finals.
9. They tried a unique strategy in the finals, with Ross and Jaden teaming up.
10. The two Smash content creators won the tournament.
11. The author ended up complaining about the tournament on Twitter.
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