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The text is a transcript of a video where the narrator and his friends are disassembling a BMW E30 that belonged to his grandfather. They are planning to restore the car and keep it as a family memory. The narrator also talks about his desire to sell his Corvette and buy a BMW M5 and another car, which he hints at in his ad on an app. He also gives some tips on car maintenance and advertises a debit card and a telegram channel. The text is full of informal language, jokes, and music.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video about disassembling and restoring a BMW E30 car.
2. The car belongs to the narrator's grandfather and has sentimental value for him.
3. The narrator and his friend Vadim remove various parts of the car, such as the interior, the engine, the subframe, the hatch, and the wiring.
4. The narrator plans to sell his Corvette and buy another BMW car, which he hints at in his advertisement on the Drom app.
5. The narrator also promotes the Tinkoff Black debit card and his Telegram channel in the video.
6. The narrator encounters some difficulties and surprises during the disassembly process, such as a cracked glass, a rubber band, and a first aid kit.
7. The narrator hopes to finish the restoration project before his son is born.