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The text is a transcript of a comedy show by Nando Viana, a Brazilian stand-up comedian. He talks about his experiences with marijuana, such as smoking it in South Korea, Amsterdam and Uruguay, eating brownies before a parent-teacher meeting, wearing a t-shirt with a crack stone on it, and making jokes with the police. He also shares his thoughts on the legalization of marijuana in Brazil and the difficulties of growing and buying it. He ends the show by making the audience take an oath of marijuana and asking them to watch his videos. The text is full of humor, sarcasm and exaggeration.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
- The speaker sometimes smokes marijuana and thinks strange things. (1)
- The speaker lives in an apartment with Ventura and dates a girl called Eva. (2)
- The speaker went to a parents' meeting at his son's school after eating marijuana brownies. (3)
- The speaker wore a t-shirt with a crack stone on it to the meeting. (4)
- The speaker made an inappropriate comment to the teacher Aninha. (5)
- The speaker traveled to Amsterdam and Uruguay where marijuana is legal. (6)
- The speaker wants to legalize marijuana in Brazil and created his own Freemasonry for marijuana users. (7)