The speaker shares a humorous and unfortunate experience where they ordered a smoothie while sick, and a driver named Margaret took an excessively long time to deliver it. After various misadventures, they finally got the smoothie but later spotted Margaret drinking it. Despite the inconvenience, the speaker ultimately finds the situation funny and wishes Margaret well. The narrative is filled with comedic elements and exaggeration.
Sure, here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker was sick with the flu on November 20th, 2019.
2. They decided to order a smoothie called the "orange sea booster" to help with their illness.
3. They used a food delivery app similar to Postmates to order the smoothie.
4. The first delivery driver named Margaret took an unusually long time to deliver the smoothie.
5. The speaker canceled the order and re-ordered it, hoping not to get the same driver.
6. They did get the same driver, Margaret, again.
7. The speaker's car broke down near a gas station.
8. They had no money but found $25 mysteriously in their wallet.
9. They pumped gas, went to the smoothie place, and successfully ordered the drink.
10. Upon returning to their car, they noticed Margaret sitting in a car, possibly drinking their drink.
These are the key factual points from the text without including opinions.