MUERE MARADONA Y SE RETIRA BAD BUNNY - Summary

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This is a transcript of a video from a YouTube channel called Good Morning North America, where the hosts talk about various topics such as the death of Maradona, the new iPhone 12, the monoliths in Utah and Romania, the retirement of Bad Bunny, the hardcore porn of Belle Delphine, and some random facts and jokes. They also announce that they will do a live action show soon and that they are in Tuvalu Oceania. The video is full of laughter, sarcasm, and profanity.

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1. The speaker is going to give their reasons for not recording a video.
2. The speaker was in Texas with their daughters.
3. Diego Maradona died.
4. The speaker is going to do a "Good Morning North America" live show in person.
5. A new debate is happening called "The Last Tour".
6. Pat Boone is making an incredible career with what has been forever.
7. The speaker doesn't like Pat Boone's latest album.
8. The Pope's Instagram account liked a photo of a Brazilian model in lingerie.
9. The Vatican released a statement saying that the like was an accident.
10. Matt Nielsen is going to replace Johnny Depp in a movie.
11. Marijuana is going to be legalized in Mexico.
12. The US has legalized marijuana in certain states.
13. A metal monolith was discovered in the Utah desert and then disappeared.
14. The monolith was likely a marketing strategy.
15. Steve Jobs asked for five different oxygen masks on his deathbed so he could choose the one with the best design.
16. The original recipe for Coca-Cola is not a secret, and many people have already duplicated it.
17. The perfume was originally created as protection against the Black Death.
18. On average, people urinate six times a day and fart 2,190 times a year.
19. A 70-year-old person has urinated at least 175,000 times in their lifetime.
20. The speaker is going to normalize pissing while sitting.