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The text is a transcript of an episode of a comedy news show called Thirty-One Minutes. The main character, Tulio, has to deal with his niece Patana, who wants to work on TV and causes chaos in the studio. She pretends to be a doctor, kidnaps a reporter, and covers a live robbery where the robber and the homeowner become friends. She wins a prize for her report and gets hired by the channel owner. Tulio tries to stop her but fails. The episode also features other segments such as a green note about the Bío Bío river, a top ranking of songs, and an adventure of Argyle Sock Man.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The show "Thirty-One Minutes" is live on air.
2. Tulio's niece, Patricia Ana, has arrived at the TV studio.
3. Patricia Ana wants to work with Tulio on the show.
4. Tulio is hesitant to let Patricia Ana work on the show.
5. Patricia Ana's artistic name is "Patana".
6. Patana gets a job on the show and starts working as a reporter.
7. Patana reports on a live robbery and gets in contact with the robber.
8. The robber is willing to answer questions from Patana.
9. The police arrive at the scene of the robbery.
10. The homeowner invites Patana and the police to stay for dinner.
11. Patana returns to the TV studio and reports on the robbery.
12. Policarpo Avendaño presents the Top Top Top Top Ranking.
13. The Top Top Top Top Ranking features three songs: "Lala" by Lolo, "Mrs. give me the ball back, I don't know what I'll do if you don't" by Pepe Lota, and "I Think" by Joe Pino.
14. Patana wins the Titanium Camera Prize for her live robbery report.
15. Eusebio Manguera, owner of the channel, makes Patana a part of the team.
16. Patana is given her own show, "Patana's show".
17. Patana is allowed to sing, dance, and recite a long poem on her show, but not allowed to touch the cat.