The summary is:
The user asks the assistant to write a concise summary of a transcript from a comedy show, where the host criticizes the media's coverage of the Mueller investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 US election. The host mocks the media for hyping up the investigation with sensational terms like "bombshell", "if true", and "walls closing in", while ignoring other important news and failing to deliver on their promises of a dramatic outcome. The host also makes jokes about edging, boobies, and news-cum. The summary should capture the main points and tone of the transcript, but not include unnecessary details or quotes. A possible summary is:
The summary is:
- A comedy show host ridicules the media for overplaying their hand on the Mueller investigation.
- He says the media wasted two years of speculation, innuendo, and flat-out bullshit, while neglecting other news stories.
- He says the media built up unrealistic expectations of a finale that would end Trump's presidency, but all they got was a boring report that they had to print themselves.
- He uses humorous metaphors and references to mock the media's language and behavior.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
- The text is a transcript of a comedy show hosted by Jon Stewart.
- The text is about the news media's coverage of the Mueller investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 US election.
- The text criticizes the news media for overhyping, sensationalizing and speculating about the investigation and its outcomes.
- The text uses humor, sarcasm and exaggeration to mock the news media and their sources.
- The text cites examples of news segments, headlines and phrases that illustrate the media's bias and incompetence.
- The text contrasts the media's expectations and predictions with the actual findings and conclusions of the Mueller report.