A possible concise summary is:
The Angry Video Game Nerd reviews several Bible-themed games for the NES and CD-I, criticizing their poor gameplay, graphics, sound, and accuracy. He makes fun of the absurd scenarios, the annoying voices, and the boring puzzles. He also compares some of the games to their original versions before they were converted into Bible games. He ends the video with a parody of a Christmas song.
Here are some possible facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video by the Angry Video Game Nerd, who reviews bad games based on the Bible.
2. The video covers several games for different platforms, such as NES, Super NES and CDI.
3. The video criticizes the games for their poor graphics, controls, level design, voice acting and logic.
4. The video compares some of the games to other non-Bible games that they were copied from or inspired by.
5. The video uses humor, sarcasm and profanity to express the frustration and disappointment of playing the games.