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The text is a transcript of a comedy show called "Joke Stand" where four friends make jokes about traffic in São Paulo. Each comedian has a different perspective and experience with driving, such as having a small car, being fined for running a red light, following an ambulance, or having sex in the car. They also make fun of each other's cars, driving skills, and appearance. The jokes are mostly based on stereotypes, exaggerations, and absurd situations. The show ends with the host thanking the audience and asking them to subscribe to their channel.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is discussing the topic of traffic.
2. The speaker mentions that they hate traffic and often talk about things they hate.
3. The speaker is from São Paulo, Brazil.
4. They mention that in São Paulo, people often use traffic as an excuse for being late.
5. The speaker shares a personal experience of being stuck in traffic and seeing an ambulance trying to pass.
6. They mention that in some countries, women are not allowed to drive.
7. The speaker jokes about men feeling superior when driving a bigger car.
8. They share a personal experience of being involved in a minor car accident.
9. The speaker mentions that they think traffic in São Paulo is bad because of the lack of investment in infrastructure.
10. They propose a solution to traffic problems by removing turn signals from cars.
11. The speaker jokes about the difficulties of driving in São Paulo.
12. They mention that they have a Honda Fit car.
13. The speaker shares a personal experience of trying to buy a car and being disappointed with the options.
14. They mention that they think having a fast car in São Paulo is pointless due to the traffic.
15. The speaker jokes about the feeling of being stuck in traffic and not being able to move.
16. They mention that they have a lot of anger when driving in traffic.
17. The speaker shares a personal experience of being stopped by the police for running a red light.
18. They mention that they think traffic lanes in São Paulo are not well-organized.
19. The speaker jokes about the difficulties of navigating public transportation in São Paulo.
20. They mention that they think the bus lane in São Paulo is often free and that it's easy to get stuck in traffic.