The text is a stream of consciousness covering various topics. It begins with a discussion of YouTube videos and content creators, followed by musings on butterflies, pens, sudden location changes, and hypothetical scenarios. The author also contemplates the lives of ghosts and reflects on the challenges of 2017. There's a humorous conversation between the author and their past self, discussing potential sponsorships, particularly Audible. The author then imparts a New Year's resolution to read more audiobooks and offers a cryptocurrency book as a suggestion. The text concludes with a reminder to stay hydrated in 2018.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Jaden made a video on a topic.
2. James plagiarized the same idea.
3. Adam mentions appropriating ideas as a tradition.
4. Butterflies fly strangely and may panic in flight.
5. A pen stopped working suddenly while writing.
6. Hypothetical scenario of suddenly appearing in a different place.
7. A person's random thoughts on various topics.
8. Mention of Debra, Janet, and Kevin in an office setting.
9. A mention of a total solar eclipse on the moon.
10. Complaints about feeling sick and smelling things.
11. Speculation about bugs being attracted to light.
12. Discussion about ghosts and Janice living with one.
13. Reference to the year 2017 ending and looking forward to 2018.
14. Mention of being sponsored by Audible and its benefits.
15. A New Year's resolution to read/listen to more books.
16. Offer of a book on cryptocurrencies.
17. Closing remarks about staying hydrated in 2018.
These are the factual points from the text without including opinions or commentary.