This is a possible summary:
The speaker is a video game reviewer who plays a bad NES game called Raid 2020, which is about fighting drug dealers in the future. He criticizes the game's graphics, controls, glitches, and level design. He also makes jokes about the game's anti-drug message and the absurd code to skip levels. He ends by imagining playing other games with future dates in their titles, and then rambles nonsense words.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
- The text is a transcript of an episode of Angry Video Game Nerd on Raid 2020, a game for the NES.
- Raid 2020 is an unlicensed game made by Color Dreams, a company that also made Bible games under the name WisdomTree.
- The game is about fighting drug dealers in the year 2020, but also has other enemies like birds, bats, bugs, cyborgs, and a drug satellite.
- The game has poor graphics, controls, sound, and level design, and is very repetitive and frustrating.
- The game has a complicated level skip code that requires two controllers and precise timing.
- The game ends with a fight against a green villain named Pitbull who farts and swings drumsticks.