A possible concise summary is:
Three friends try to help one of them buy a house in Los Santos by stealing cars, robbing a store and an ATM, and selling a vehicle to Simeon. They encounter some difficulties and mishaps along the way, such as getting shot at the airport, parallel parking poorly, and getting chased by the police. They manage to make some money, but not enough to afford a house. They also share some jokes and banter with each other.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. The text is a transcript of a video game playthrough of Grand Theft Auto V.
2. The players are Simon, Neebs, and Appsro.
3. They try to make money by stealing cars, robbing a store, and selling a vehicle to Simeon.
4. Simon wants to buy a house in Paleto Bay for $165,000.
5. They encounter several obstacles such as police, traffic, and slow customers.