The summary is:
A video transcript of a group of friends playing a game called Patently Stupid, where they have to invent and pitch solutions to funny problems. The video is full of jokes, references, and insults among the players. The narrator also asks the viewers to subscribe and like the video.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker and his friends are playing a game called Patently Stupid.
2. The game involves creating and pitching inventions based on prompts given by the game or other players.
3. The speaker and his friends make jokes about each other's inventions, such as "tape the face", "no hop Judy", and "solve it like men".
4. The speaker wins the first two rounds of the game, but loses the third round to Blasa.
5. The speaker is obsessed with Judy Hopps from Zootopia and Monica from Doki Doki Literature Club.