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The text is a transcript of a video where two football fans, P'Pong and New, prank each other by taking them to restaurants owned by rival teams. They also challenge each other to eat a lot of food and make bets on the outcome of the upcoming match between Arsenal and Liverpool. The loser will have to face a punishment suggested by the viewers. They also joke about going to a whorehouse and eating mackerel, which they both hate. The video is meant to be humorous and entertaining for adults.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where New and P'Pong prank each other and eat at a restaurant.
2. New and P'Pong are both football fans, but they support different teams: New supports Arsenal and P'Pong supports Liverpool.
3. They make a bet on the outcome of the third match between Arsenal and Liverpool in the Premier League, and the loser has to face a punishment suggested by the viewers.
4. P'Pong owns a restaurant called The Shock, but he forgets that it is closed and invites New to eat there.
5. New finds another restaurant that is owned by a Liverpool fan and decorated with Liverpool memorabilia, and brings Peach, another Liverpool fan, as his friend.
6. P'Pong is surprised and annoyed to see Peach, who ate a lot at his restaurant without getting a discount.
7. They order a lot of food at the new restaurant, and Peach eats more than P'Pong.
8. They talk about football, ghost stories, their wives and children, and their fears of mackerel fish-bones.
9. They joke about going to a whorehouse or stealing a donation box as punishments, but they decide to let the viewers suggest something more possible.
10. New ends the video by asking the viewers to like, share, subscribe, and follow his Instagram account.