A possible concise summary is:
Two professors experiment with a machine that puts gas into liquids and try different drinks such as coconut water, orange juice, wine, tea, and milk. They record their reactions and chat about random topics, such as their wives, their shits, and their tattoos. They also promote their podcast and their mailbox.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where the speakers try to gasify different liquids using a machine.
2. The liquids they try to gasify include water, coconut water, orange juice, wine, Yakult, tea and Toddynho.
3. The speakers have humorous and casual conversations about their experiences, preferences and stories while gasifying the liquids.
4. The speakers are not satisfied with most of the results, except for the tea, which they say is good when cold.
5. The speakers have a podcast called [ __ ] Cast and a mailbox where they receive things from their audience.