The summary is:
This is a transcript of an episode of Angry Video Game Nerd, where the host reviews two bad games from the Final Fight series: Final Fight Revenge for the Sega Saturn and Final Fight Streetwise for the PlayStation 2. He criticizes the graphics, gameplay, music, and story of both games, and makes jokes about their sexual and violent content. He also gets help from another reviewer, Matt McMuscles, who fills him in on the parts he missed after his game crashed. He ends the episode by spray painting Final Fight Streetwise and condemning Final Fight Revenge to disk rot.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of an episode of Angry Video Game Nerd on bad Final Fight games.
2. The episode features two games: Final Fight Revenge for the Sega Saturn and Final Fight Streetwise for the PlayStation 2.
3. Final Fight Revenge is a tournament fighter that was released only in Japan and has weird special moves and a zombie boss.
4. Final Fight Streetwise is a beat em up that has a dull color palette, boring mini-games, sexual references, and drug zombies.
5. The episode also includes a cameo from Matt McMuscles, who explains the plot of Final Fight Streetwise after the game crashes and deletes the Nerd's progress.
6. The Nerd spray paints Final Fight Streetwise in graffiti style and condemns Final Fight Revenge to disk rot.