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The text is a transcript of a video game commentary by a YouTuber named Eugene. He is playing a horror game called Grandma Remake, where he has to escape from a creepy and murderous grandmother in a house. He narrates his actions, reactions, and thoughts as he explores the house, finds items, and avoids the grandmother. He also reads some notes left by the grandmother, which are actually advertisements for a marketplace app. He makes jokes, references, and observations along the way. He tries to escape through the basement, but fails and dies. He ends the video by thanking his viewers and promoting his boost.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video game commentary by a Russian YouTuber named Eugene.
2. The video game is called Grandma Remake, which is a horror game where the player has to escape from a creepy grandmother who wants to cook and eat them.
3. The game has different graphics, maps, items, and endings than the original Grandma game.
4. The text contains an advertisement for a marketplace app called Market, which offers cashback and discounts on various products.
5. The text also contains some jokes, opinions, and reactions from the commentator, such as comparing the grandmother to Schrödinger's cat, or expressing his fear and frustration.