A possible summary is:
The speaker is a Minecraft player who wants to build the back of his base, but procrastinates by doing various other tasks. He also gets into a prank war with another player over their slate shops, and ends up buying his own coal. He finally finishes the back of his base and adds some moss to make it look better. He also visits a pill bug statue made by a guest player and tries to get a secret from it, but only gets an ender chest that he can't break. He concludes the episode by saying he has trouble speaking lately.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video by a Minecraft player who is building a base on the Hermitcraft server.
2. The player is trying to build the back of his base, which is a large armchair-shaped structure with a waterfall and a lake on top.
3. The player is also involved in a business rivalry with another player, Grian, who sells deepslate, a type of stone, at his store.
4. The player decides to lower his prices and sell coal as well, hoping to attract more customers and undercut Grian's store.
5. The player's plan backfires when Grian vandalizes his store with water and lava, and then buys his cheap coal with his own diamonds.
6. The player also gets a sponsorship deal from Tango, another player who sells iron at his store called Big Irons.
7. The player encounters a pill bug statue that gives him an ender chest as a secret to the universe, but he fails to break it with an axe and loses it.
8. The player finishes building the back of his base and adds moss blocks to make it look more natural and green.
9. The player mentions that the pill bug statue was built by Pill Bug 9, a guest on the server who joined through Make-a-Wish.