This is a possible summary:
The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker plays a game of hide and seek with cheats. He uses various tricks and items to find and eliminate the other players, such as teleporting, shrinking, flying, and exploding. He also makes jokes and comments about the game and the players. He seems to enjoy the game and his cheats very much.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is 8 years old.
2. The speaker has played hide and seek 500 times before.
3. The speaker used a cheat in a previous game of hide and seek.
4. The speaker is part of a group called "Osaka Mystic".
5. The speaker mentions a person named Yukimichi.
6. The speaker talks about using a glitch to get ahead in a game.
7. The speaker mentions a person named Toshiruko-san.
8. The speaker is going to give a prize to the winner of a game.
9. The speaker mentions a person named Ageo Nevan.
10. The speaker talks about a creature with half-destructive power.
11. The speaker mentions a person named Uchutsukicho.
12. The speaker is going to go on strike and be in their strongest mode.
13. The speaker mentions a person named Aya.
14. The speaker talks about a dwarf who was flying through the sky.
15. The speaker mentions a person named Satinu Finn.
16. The speaker turned 14 years old.
17. The speaker created a mannequin or something.
18. The speaker is going to start with the person on the right side.
19. The speaker talks about creating their own country.
20. The speaker is 207 years old (contradicting the statement that they are 8 years old).