A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker plays a game called Kick the Buddy, where he tries to kill a rag doll with different firearms. He tests each weapon and comments on their speed, damage, and efficiency. He also interacts with the rag doll and makes jokes. He concludes that the best weapon is the stoner 96, a mega machine gun.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator is testing various firearms against a rag doll in a game called "Kick the Buddy".
2. The rag doll is highly resistant to damage and does not die easily.
3. The narrator tests a pistol, sub-machine gun, Thompson gun, M-16, K-47, and other firearms against the rag doll.
4. The narrator notes that the M-16 and K-47 are effective against the rag doll, but it still takes multiple shots to kill it.
5. The narrator also tests a sniper rifle with a scope and finds it to be effective in killing the rag doll.
6. The narrator tests a pirate cannon, which is not very effective against the rag doll.
7. The narrator tests a super rotary machine gun, which catches fire and needs to cool down before it can be used again.
8. The narrator prefers the normal rotary machine gun over the super rotary machine gun.
9. The narrator tests an automatic machine gun, which can be left to shoot automatically, but it also heats up and stops working.
10. The narrator earns money by killing the rag doll and uses it to unlock new weapons.
11. The narrator's favorite weapon is the stoner 96, which does the most damage to the rag doll.
12. The narrator tests a golden gun, but finds it to be no different from a regular pistol.