A possible concise summary is:
The video is about testing and comparing 11 different holo top coats, which are nail polishes that add a rainbow effect to the nails. The narrator explains the difference between linear and scattered holo, and shows how each top coat looks over black and other colors. She also gives tips on how to choose the best holo top coat for different nail art designs. She ranks the top coats based on their density, rainbowiness, and availability. She concludes that the best linear holo top coat is fun lacquer diamond, and the best scattered holo top coat is Revlon holographic pearls. She also encourages viewers to subscribe to her channel and embrace their holo sexuality.
Here are some key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video about testing different holo top coats, which are nail polishes that reflect rainbows.
2. The text compares two types of holo top coats: linear and scattered, and ranks them according to their density, rainbow effect and coverage.
3. The text declares fun lacquer diamond as the best linear holo top coat and Revlon holographic pearls as the best scattered holo top coat.
4. The text also gives some tips on how to apply holo top coats over different colors and nail art designs, and how to use different light sources to capture the rainbow effect.
5. The text uses humor, sarcasm and references to pop culture and memes to make the video more entertaining and engaging.