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The text is a transcript of a video that shows how two girls try to become vampires by following a guide and using various items. They encounter different challenges and situations in their quest, such as getting fangs, clothes, bites, and makeup. They also interact with other vampires and humans in a school setting. The video is humorous and contains some references to popular culture.
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1. The main character is trying to transform into a vampire.
2. She has a list of things to do to become a vampire, including getting fangs, a bite, and a cape.
3. She uses various objects and materials to create her vampire accessories, such as using a pizza sauce as a substitute for blood.
4. She meets with a dentist to get fangs, and the dentist has a reputation for working with VIP clients.
5. She and her friends try to get a vampire bite by using a marker to draw one on their necks.
6. They use various beauty products and tools to achieve a vampire-like appearance, including nail polish, hair dye, and contact lenses.
7. They create their own vampire costumes using items like capes, hats, and accessories.
8. They attend a vampire party and meet other vampires, including a handsome vampire who becomes a love interest.
9. The main character and her friends attend a vampire school where they learn about vampire history and practices.
10. The teacher, Mr. Dracula, is a strict but fair instructor who uses unorthodox methods to teach his students.
11. The students take a test on the human circulatory system, and one student tries to cheat using a mirror.
12. The main character and her friends try to navigate the challenges of being vampires, including dealing with garlic and sunlight.
13. They learn that even vampires can be awkward and imperfect, and that they are not immune to making mistakes.
14. The main character becomes friends with a vampire named Catherine, who is initially unpopular due to her garlic choker.
15. Catherine reveals that she used to wear braces and glasses, and that it's okay to be imperfect.
16. The main character and her friends continue to learn and grow as vampires, facing new challenges and adventures along the way.