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The text is a transcript of a video where a group of friends visit Justin Bieber's house and have fun with various activities. They explore the house, jump into the pool, play golf and tennis, make burgers, and joke around. They also prank one of their friends by pretending that Justin Bieber is there. The text is full of swear words and informal language.
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- Me and Piotr Nowak came up with an idea. We want a punishment for people who won't jump from that height. Everyone has to do that. (Fact 1)
- We will show you the house. I didn't see anything to have better reaction. We need to do it in the morning after we wake up. (Fact 2)
- It's the piano that Justin Bieber played on! I have to touch it! (Fact 3)
- There are four individual rooms in this house, two shared rooms and a nearby house. (Fact 4)
- There is a 40-meter drop behind that fence. That swimming pool is as big as a private lake. (Fact 5)
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