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The text is a humorous and fast-paced narration of the Rocky movie series, from Rocky I to Rocky VI. The narrator summarizes the main plot points of each movie, focusing on the fights, the training, and the personal problems of Rocky Balboa, the protagonist. The narrator also makes jokes about the characters, the actors, and the clichés of the movies. The text ends with a suggestion to watch other movies with old actors.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a summary of the Rocky movie series, from Rocky to Rocky 6.
2. Rocky is an amateur boxer who becomes a champion after fighting Apollo, Mr. T, Drago and Dixon.
3. Rocky's wife Adriana dies in Rocky 6 and he runs an Italian restaurant.
4. Rocky trains a young boxer named Tommy in Rocky 5, but he betrays him and they fight in the street.
5. Apollo dies in Rocky 4 after being killed by Drago, a Soviet boxer.
6. Rocky's son suffers from bullying and his father gives him a motivational speech in Rocky 6.
7. The text contains jokes, sarcasm and references to other movies and shows.