A possible summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker talks about sex and losing virginity in a humorous and vulgar way. He shares his personal experiences and opinions, as well as some tips and myths about sex. He also promotes a website for buying skins in Counter-Strike
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The author posted a video about intercourse, which led to some of their subscribers becoming tense.
2. Some viewers sent the author multi-page poems arguing that sex must die.
3. The author's friend used shampoo instead of lubricant during sex.
4. The author thinks that men are often shamed for their sexual activities, while women's activities are valued.
5. The author believes that losing one's virginity is often a confusing and difficult experience.
6. The author thinks that there are only two options for losing one's virginity: in a relationship or as a "bio-trash" encounter.
7. The author suggests that men should not pressure women into sex, and that it's better to wait until the woman is ready.
8. The author recommends using protection, such as condoms, during sex.
9. The author thinks that the first time having sex is often a hassle, and that it's common for men to experience performance anxiety.
10. The author suggests that setting the mood with romantic music, candles, and a comfortable atmosphere can help make the experience more enjoyable.
11. The author notes that sex is often overrated, and that the reality of sex is often less exciting than the fantasy.
12. The author claims that sex can be addictive, and that quitting sex can improve one's mood and motivation.
13. The author jokingly claims to have become a "super entity" after a year without sex.
14. The author believes that sex is not as important as society makes it out to be.
15. The author thinks that men should focus on their own development and well-being, rather than trying to impress women with their sexual prowess.