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The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker reacts to his own longboard tour series. He comments on various scenes and memories from the tour, such as accidents, fans, hotels, songs, and jokes. He also mentions some of his friends and collaborators who joined him on the tour. He expresses his gratitude and nostalgia for the experience and announces the final reaction on his channel. The text is informal, humorous, and emotional.
1. The narrator has a scar from an accident involving a car.
2. The narrator and their friends were on a longboard tour in Germany.
3. They visited a school and gave autographs to the children.
4. The narrator had a serious accident involving a car tire and a longboard.
5. The narrator's knee was injured, but they were lucky to have escaped with only a scratch.
6. The accident was caused by a small stone on the road that the narrator's friend rode over, causing him to lose control of his longboard.
7. The narrator's friend was almost hit by a truck, but managed to get back onto the sidewalk just in time.
8. The narrator and their friends visited a monastery and saw a knife that was used by one of the brothers.
9. The narrator's brother, Simon, has a reputation for coming up with "screwed up" prank ideas.
10. The narrator and their friends plan to do another longboard tour in Germany and expect many people to try to join in.
11. The narrator has a large following on YouTube, with 3030 listeners.
12. The narrator visited a hotel with a large underground car park and parking garage.
13. The narrator and their friends went swimming and had a competition to see who could swim the farthest.