The speaker reflects on past childhood experiences, admitting to minor wrongdoings and feeling guilty about them. They recall an incident involving eating all the chips and blaming their brother, throwing a rock during an extreme game of tag, and struggling to move an ottoman as a child. The speaker also briefly mentions their recent 20th birthday and their reluctance to celebrate it. They express gratitude for the birthday wishes and show off artwork from their fans.
Sure, here are the key facts extracted from the provided text:
1. The narrator once ate a bag of chips meant for sharing while watching TV with their brother.
2. In an attempt to avoid getting in trouble, the narrator falsely accused their brother of eating all the chips.
3. The narrator also threw a rock at a kid during a game of tag, resulting in getting in trouble at school.
4. They hid in the girls' bathroom to avoid the consequences of their actions.
5. The teacher asked the narrator to write a letter to their parents, but they didn't write it, so their parents never found out.
6. The narrator couldn't move an ottoman and cried, feeling guilty.
7. The narrator mentioned they haven't thrown rocks at anyone else since that incident.
8. The narrator recently turned 20 but tends not to celebrate their birthday as they feel selfish doing so.
These are the factual events extracted from the text, without opinions or commentary.