The narrator recounts a series of unusual events, including losing their wallet in a toilet and encountering a strange and awkward individual while waiting in an airport customs line. They also mention upcoming events, such as the Scribble Showdown tour, VidCon, and Summer in the City in London.
Sure, here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The author was traveling and lost their wallet while in the UK.
2. The author initially thought they left the wallet in their backpack.
3. The wallet fell into a toilet in their hotel room.
4. The author didn't feel unsafe despite an uncomfortable encounter with a stranger at the airport.
5. The author is part of a group going on tour with a show called "Scribble Showdown" in various cities.
6. The tour dates are from October 1st to the 9th, visiting Boston, Brooklyn, Austin, San Francisco, Seattle, and Portland.
7. The author is also going to VidCon and "Summer in the City" in London in August.
8. The author mentioned doing laundry to shrink some men's shirts they bought for themselves.