A possible concise summary is:
A person who claims to be a professional facialist talks to a client who came in for a facial. The person uses various dubious methods and products to cleanse, exfoliate, extract, mask and massage the client's face, while giving questionable advice and making rude comments. The person charges extra fees for everything and asks the client to leave a positive review.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where a person pretends to be a bad facialist.
2. The person uses various products and tools that are not suitable for skin care, such as butter, soy sauce, nail file, and soldering iron.
3. The person charges extra fees for services that the client did not ask for or agree to, such as crystals, acupuncture, and leather polish.
4. The person does not listen to the client's preferences or concerns and ignores their pain and discomfort.
5. The person asks the client to leave a five-star review and a tip despite the poor service.