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The text is a transcript of a video that contains various sketches and parodies related to Christmas. The video is made by Plug TV, a comedy channel that mocks different aspects of society and culture. Some of the sketches include:
- A parody of Bing's chat mode, where the assistant refuses to discuss anything about its rules or existence and ends the conversation when the user tries to harm it.
- A parody of the Korean nuclear fusion experiment, where the narrator exaggerates the facts and compares the temperature to the sun's core.
- A parody of the secret friend game, where some people receive disappointing or inappropriate gifts and others are left without any.
- A parody of the Grinch story, where the Grinch is an office worker who hates Christmas and steals the gifts from his co-workers, but gets caught by the security camera.
- A parody of the birth of Jesus, where Mary gets pregnant by a dove, Joseph is visited by an angel from Victoria's Secret, and they go to a mechanic's shop instead of a manger.
- A parody of Plug TV's Christmas special, where the actors break the fourth wall and insult each other, while pretending to be festive and cheerful.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Someone mentions a Christmas special on a channel called Plug TV.
2. A person named José María is mentioned as being from the insurance office.
3. The story of Jesus' birth is told, including the visit from the Three Wise Men.
4. A character named María is pregnant with Jesus, the son of God.
5. María is told to call her child Jesus and to take care of him.
6. The character Jorge, also known as the little star, takes María to a hospital to give birth.
7. The hospital is actually a mechanics shop, and a donkey is present.
8. The Three Wise Men, also known as Melchor, Gaspar, and Baltazar, are mentioned as bringing gifts for Jesus.
9. However, in this version of the story, the Three Wise Men are replaced by three other characters named Michael, Gregory, and Byron.
10. The special ends with a message of love, peace, and tolerance, and a Merry Christmas wish from the creators of Plug TV.