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The video is an episode of the Kill Count, a series that counts the deaths in horror movies. The host, James A. Janisse, reviews Saw 3D, the seventh and supposed final film in the Saw franchise. He criticizes the movie for its cheap look, obnoxious characters, and lack of logic. He also praises some of the traps and kills for being creative and gory. He counts 26 deaths in total, and gives awards for the coolest and lamest kills and traps. He reveals that Dr. Lawrence Gordon, a survivor from the first movie, has been helping Jigsaw all along, and captures and imprisons Detective Mark Hoffman, Jigsaw's rogue apprentice. He ends the video by thanking his livestream moderators and teasing the next episode on Jigsaw.
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- The text is a transcript of a video called "The Kill Count" where the narrator counts and comments on the deaths in horror movies.
- The movie being discussed is "Saw 3D", also known as "Saw: The Final Chapter", the seventh installment of the Saw franchise.
- The movie features a series of traps designed by Jigsaw or his accomplices to test and punish people who have lied, cheated, or harmed others.
- The main character is Bobby Dagen, a self-help guru who lied about surviving a Jigsaw trap and has to face a series of real traps to save his wife Joyce.
- The movie also follows Detective Mark Hoffman, Jigsaw's former apprentice who goes on a killing spree to get revenge on Jill Tuck, Jigsaw's ex-wife who tried to kill him with a reverse bear trap.
- The movie ends with a twist reveal that Dr. Lawrence Gordon, the survivor of the first Saw movie, has been working with Jigsaw all along and captures Hoffman to lock him in the bathroom from the first movie.
- The movie has 26 deaths, most of them men, and the narrator awards the Golden Chainsaw for coolest kill to Jill Tuck, who dies from the reverse bear trap.