This is a very long and confusing text, but I will try to write a concise summary of it.
The text seems to be a transcript of a comedy show by a Mexican comedian named JJ. He talks about various topics, such as:
- His problems with gambling, drugs and alcohol, and how he got into debt and trouble with some people.
- His experiences with other comedians, such as Polo Polo, Jorge Falcon and Pedro Sola, and how he had conflicts or collaborations with them.
- His jokes about different situations, such as a Yucatecan who gets into a car accident, a man who arrives home drunk and finds his wife's flip flops, and a deputy who falls in love with him.
- His plans to record some songs with mariachi, make some outfits and tour the United States.
The text is full of slang, profanity, references and humor that may not be easily understood by people who are not familiar with Mexican culture or language. The text also has some errors, repetitions and inconsistencies that may be due to transcription or translation issues.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is a comedian.
2. The speaker has been in the entertainment industry for over 30 years.
3. The speaker has performed in various countries, including the United States.
4. The speaker has a tour in the US.
5. The speaker has struggled with depression, alcoholism, and drug addiction in the past.
6. The speaker is a Christian and credits their faith with helping them overcome their struggles.
7. The speaker is married and has children.
8. The speaker's wife and children were considering leaving them due to the speaker's behavior.
9. The speaker has been sober for a period of time and is grateful for the support of their family.
10. The speaker is working on a new album with mariachi music.
11. The speaker is active on social media platforms, including Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook.
12. The speaker is planning a trip to the United States on April 20-26.
13. The speaker has a show or performance scheduled in Las Vegas.
14. The speaker has a friend who is a lawyer.
15. The speaker has been involved in a car accident in the past.
16. The speaker's mother has been supportive of their career.
17. The speaker has been involved in a betting scandal in the past.
18. The speaker has paid off a debt of 150,000 pesos.
19. The speaker has been involved in a physical altercation with someone in the past.
20. The speaker's friend, Pedrito, has passed away.