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The text is a transcript of a humorous video where a group of people are having a sports festival with different games and competitions. The narrator is the organizer and the judge, who makes up the rules as he goes along and favors his own team. He also makes fun of the other teams and their members, especially Nam and his family. The games include running, dancing, jumping over fences, and playing Chinese chess. The narrator also takes bribes from the men's team and then gives them to the losers. He ends by saying that he will use the money to buy a house for Nam's family and expel them from their neighborhood.
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