The text is a personal reflection and storytelling about the author's experiences growing up, including anecdotes about their parents' teachings, swimming lessons, and a near-drowning incident. It also mentions their appreciation for family support, their experiences at VidCon Australia, and an update on their online shop.
Here are the key facts extracted from the provided text:
1. The author lived on their own for the first time.
2. They had to go to the store to buy milk and paper towels.
3. The author's parents provided a functional and privileged childhood.
4. They made a video about parenting stories.
5. The video did not meet their expectations with 10 million views.
6. The author's parents emphasized manners and politeness.
7. They used "pardon" instead of "what" as a polite response.
8. The author used to have a lisp as a child.
9. Their family poked fun at the lisp.
10. The author learned to correct their lisp by themselves.
11. They had a swim instructor as a child.
12. The author once nearly drowned in a pool but was saved by an adult.
13. The author loves and appreciates their supportive family.
14. They attended VidCon Australia and met friends and fans.
15. The author held a snake, pet a kangaroo, and met an owl.
16. They are working on a shop relaunch with new products.
17. The author is excited about video improvements.
18. The text ends with a farewell message expressing gratitude and love for the audience.