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The text is a transcript of a segment from the show Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, where he talks about the situation in Belarus and its authoritarian leader Alexander Lukashenko. He criticizes Lukashenko's human rights violations, media censorship, election fraud, and bizarre behavior. He also shows some examples of protests and resistance from the Belarusian people and journalists. He ends by promoting a teddy bear that he made to annoy Lukashenko and support the pro-democracy movement in Belarus.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Belarus is ruled by Alexander Lukashenko, who has been in power since 1994 and calls himself the last and only dictator in Europe.
2. Lukashenko has faced massive protests since a disputed election in August 2020, which he claimed to win with 80% of the vote.
3. Lukashenko has been accused of human rights violations, media censorship, corruption, and mismanagement of the coronavirus pandemic.
4. Lukashenko has also been involved in international incidents, such as forcing a commercial plane to land in order to arrest a dissident journalist and sending a fighter jet to intercept a teddy bear drop by a Swedish activist.
5. The main opposition leader, Svetlana Tikhanovskaya, who is widely believed to be the real winner of the election, has fled the country and is leading the pro-democracy movement from exile.
6. The EU, the US, the UK and Canada have imposed sanctions on Belarus, targeting Lukashenko and his associates, as well as the Belarusian economy and state entities.
7. The text is a transcript of a segment from Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, a satirical news show that airs on HBO.