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This is a transcript of a video where Thanos and Darkseid, two powerful villains from Marvel and DC comics, fight each other in a death battle. The video explains their origins, abilities, feats and weaknesses, and compares them in terms of speed, strength, durability and cosmic power. The video also features some humorous commentary from Deadpool, who interrupts the narration several times. The video concludes with Darkseid winning the fight by using his Omega Effect to destroy Thanos' Infinity Gauntlet and trap him in the Omega Sanction, a cycle of endless death. The video also promotes Blue Apron, a meal delivery service, and JTMusic, a rap battle channel.
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- 23andme is a DNA testing service named after the 23 chromosomes that make up human DNA.
- Thanos is an Eternal with a Deviant mutation who is obsessed with Death and seeks the Infinity Gauntlet to impress her.
- Darkseid is a New God who rules Apokolips and seeks the Anti-Life Equation to dominate all life.
- The Infinity Gauntlet only works in its own universe, while Darkseid's Omega Effect works across the multiverse.
- Darkseid is faster, stronger and more ruthless than Thanos, and can trap him in the Omega Sanction.