The summary of the text is:
- The text is a transcript of a video by Jarvis Johnson, a YouTube comedian who makes fun of wikiHow articles.
- The video is titled "How to be a toxic boyfriend (wikiHow)" and it covers various topics such as how to get people to dream about you, how to pull a one night stand, how to make a guy jealous, and how to check your boyfriend's phone without him knowing.
- The video is sarcastic and humorous, as Jarvis mocks the absurdity and toxicity of the advice given by wikiHow. He also makes jokes about his own life, his sponsors, and his viewers.
- The video ends with Jarvis asking his viewers if they would still subscribe to him if he was a worm.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The article discusses various topics related to relationships and dating.
2. The author wants to learn how to be a "toxic boy" and control their dating life and partner.
3. The author prefers to read rather than watch videos to learn new things.
4. The author discusses an article from wikiHow on how to get someone to dream about you.
5. The article has been viewed 371,000 times and has a 2.5-star rating.
6. The article suggests several methods to get someone to dream about you, including giving them a photo of yourself, calling them before bed, and using a characteristic smell.
7. The author discusses another article from wikiHow on how to pull off a one-night stand with women.
8. The article suggests going to a bar or nightclub to find a partner for a one-night stand.
9. The article advises against harassing women or propositioning them for sex right off the bat.
10. The author discusses the risks of having a one-night stand with a coworker, including the possibility of violating company policies.
11. The author discusses an article from wikiHow on how to make a guy jealous.
12. The article suggests several methods to make a guy jealous, including flirting with other guys, dating other guys, and talking about other guys in front of him.
13. The author discusses the risks of making someone jealous, including the possibility of damaging their self-esteem.
14. The author discusses an article from wikiHow on how to fake drunk text your ex.
15. The article suggests several methods to fake drunk text your ex, including sending a friendly and fun message, hinting at the fact that you've been drinking, and sending a blurry silly photo.
16. The author discusses the importance of apologizing for fake drunk texting the next day.
17. The author discusses an article from wikiHow on how to check your boyfriend's phone without him knowing.
18. The article suggests several methods to spy on your boyfriend, including using Find My iPhone and paid spying apps.
19. The author is concerned about the ethics of spying on your partner and suggests having an open and honest conversation instead.
20. The author mentions that the person who wrote the article on how to check your boyfriend's phone without him knowing seems to know a lot about spying applications and home renovations.