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The text is a transcript of a video by a French YouTube creator who reviews products from Amazon that have only one star rating. He tries to find out why the products are so poorly rated and sometimes defends them or makes fun of them. The products he reviews are:
- A Harry Potter Trivial Pursuit game in Italian that disappointed many customers who expected it to be in French.
- A product called "Nothing" that is literally an empty box with a disclaimer that says it does nothing.
- A pair of fake AirPods that are cheap but have poor sound quality and give him a headache.
- A motorcycle clock that is a print of a motorcycle with a clock attached to it, which he calls Patrick and talks to him on the phone.
- A walkie-talkie watch for children that does not work at all and he compares it to a magic wand.
- A jack support for cars that is missing parts and he compares it to buying a car without wheels or steering wheel.
- A stuffed animal that looks like a monster and he wonders if it is from an anime or cartoon.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
- The text is a transcript of a video by a French YouTube channel called Amazon One Star.
- The video features the host testing and reviewing various products that have one star ratings on Amazon France.
- The products include a Harry Potter Trivial Pursuit game in Italian, a box of nothing, a plush toy of a queen, a dryer and ironer for pants, fake AirPods, a motorcycle clock, and walkie talkies for children.
- The host makes humorous comments and criticisms about the products, their quality, their packaging, and their usefulness.
- The host also calls Patrick, the creator of the motorcycle clock, to ask him about his product and praises his craftsmanship.