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The video is a kill count of the 2011 horror movie You're Next, where a family is attacked by masked invaders during a reunion. The narrator praises the acting, the humor, and the final girl Erin, who fights back and kills most of the attackers. He reveals that some of the family members were in on the plot to inherit their parents' fortune, but Erin kills them too. He counts 15 deaths in total and awards the coolest and lamest kills. He recommends watching The Mist next.
Here are some possible facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video called "The Kill Count" where the narrator counts and comments on the deaths in horror movies.
2. The movie being discussed is "You're Next", a home invasion slasher released in 2011, written by Simon Barrett and directed by Adam Wingard.
3. The movie features a final girl named Erin, who is very resourceful and skilled at killing the attackers, who turn out to be hired by some of her boyfriend's family members to get their inheritance.
4. The movie has 15 deaths, 10 men and 5 women, with an average of one kill every 6.27 minutes.
5. The narrator awards the golden chainsaw for the coolest kill to Felix, who gets his skull blended, and the dull machete for the lamest kill to Talia, who dies off-screen in an unclear way.
6. The narrator also mentions some of the actors and directors involved in the movie, such as Barbara Crampton, Ty West, Joe Swanberg, and Dwight Twilley, whose song "Looking for the Magic" is used throughout the movie.
7. The narrator says that there is no sequel to "You're Next" and that the next movie he will cover is "The Mist".