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The text is a transcript of a video that explains the story of Wolverine, a superhero from the X-Men franchise, in a humorous and informal way. The video covers three movies: X-Men Origins: Wolverine, The Wolverine, and Logan. It summarizes the main events, characters, and twists of each movie, while making jokes and comments about them. The video also includes some references to other movies and comics related to Wolverine. The video ends with a request for feedback and suggestions from the viewers.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a summary of the Wolverine movies, a superhero franchise based on the X-Men comics.
2. The main character is James Logan, also known as Wolverine, who has claws, healing powers and an adamantium skeleton.
3. The text covers the events of three movies: X-Men Origins: Wolverine, The Wolverine and Logan.
4. In X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Logan discovers his mutant origins, joins a team of mercenaries, falls in love with a woman named Kayla, gets betrayed by his brother Victor and his boss Stryker, and fights against Deadpool, a mutant experiment.
5. In The Wolverine, Logan travels to Japan to meet an old friend named Ichiro, who wants to take his immortality. He also protects Ichiro's granddaughter Mariko from gangsters and falls in love with her. He fights against a giant samurai robot that contains Ichiro's body and a blonde doctor who works for him.
6. In Logan, Logan is old and sick, and takes care of an elderly Charles Xavier, who has destructive psychic attacks. He meets a girl named Laura, who is his clone and has the same powers as him. He helps her escape from a company called Transigen, who created her and other mutant children as weapons. He dies after fighting against another clone of himself, called X-24.
7. The text contains some jokes, opinions and references to other movies and comics.